Explanation for the madness

Super Sober Spring Break Day 7 (Neil deGrasse Tyson!)

“He's not a rockstar he's an astrophysicist.”

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Super Sober Spring Break Day’s 2 and 3 (All over the place)

So I guess she got fed up and she told him they shouldn't talk until he moves back. I did my best to play the supportive friend but I'll admit I'm an awkward animal so don't expect much comfort from me. She had all her blankets and long pillow pulled up besides her in that little corner. “Do you like this cocoon I made,” She asked motioning to what had become of her bed. “Yeah,” I said. “I feel like this is your nest and your a bird and I'm this lizard from the neighborhood who's come over to visit. And I guess this must be Florida because there are no lizards in Ohio.” I lift my Styrofoam coffee cup in the air. (This is a gas station coffee cup from the night before that J-Rabbit had left in my car. I decided to keep it and drink it so I didn't have to wait for the coffee maker in the morning.) “And this is like an acorn with some morning dew I collected.” And this is all word for word because this conversation had been recorded. I'm going to eventually make a documentary. It's going to be about me and Swanky growing up, lower class existence and anything that will be fun to look back on. I've been recording us off and on for the last two years. My camera is a piece of shit but I feel like the footage so far is really genuine and maybe someday years from now I'll find a kick-ass film editor to help me complete the project. “And we're sitting here talking about this other bird who used to share your nest but now he's in this tree all the way over there. And your like what the hell, and he's like sorry and you're like bullshit.” She starts to laugh which is good.

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Sentiment and Religion but in opposite order

Games are fun and life is short. Even joy every breath because you won't always be able to inhale.

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Oh Parana Plant you deserved so much better.

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But like a passing gust of wind I find I must move on.

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It’s 6:03 on Wednesday the 1st of January 2013. The first day of the rest of my life and some shit. I have just now discovered unitinu. Literally just found this section of Reddit seconds ago. It shall entertain me for countless hours and I feel I would follow this Subreddit to the vary end. Where have you been all my life unitinu? Why have I not seen this before. It’s been about and year and a half now and...

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Rambling and strange conversation is standard amongst us. There were six of total on this Waffle Wednesday. The boys; Motorcycle and Collins sat at the bar a mere three feet from the booth where the girls sat. I refereed to this as girls island.

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Sick and Snow in Oh-Hi-Yo

I'll be honest here I really don't know anything about building a website. I  should never be trusted to be left with only my own devices... things get destroyed.

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