It’s 6:03 on Wednesday the 1st of January 2013. The first day of the rest of my life and some shit. I have just now discovered unitinu. Literally just found this section of Reddit seconds ago. It shall entertain me for countless hours and I feel I would follow this Subreddit to the vary end. Where have you been all my life unitinu? Why have I not seen this before.
It’s been about and year and a half now and I feel like more and more Reddit.com consumes some larger part of my life. I find myself mentioning things I saw on Reddit in casual conversation. Deep down holding some hope that they too go on Reddit and through that bond of common site we might make us some comradely and wader around work and converse to pass the long hours. Together with everyone in this department who by some divine intervention just so happen to each specialize in some unique and beneficial to survival type skill. We can unite and rise up to seriously survive if the zombie apocalypse happens. By working together as a team we can take down a vast number. If we work together and use our collective knowledge about the layout of our school we might ensure our survival.
That sort of conversation is some thing you should have with people you form groups with. Like coworkers or your friends. Discuss your survival strategy and what you contribute to the group as a whole. These things are important.
Thinking about all this has now made me decide to get into shape as my new years resolution. I realize how typical but oh well I genuinely what to be able to run, climb trees, climb cars, climb railings, climb man-made snow mountains, climb cat towers, climb the dark tower, climb the Ivory tower, and climb billboards.
Right now my mom is serving a German traditional meal for the first day of the New Years. If you eat this meal for dinner on the first day of the new year you are supposed to have good luck all the following year. It involves pork chops with onion, ketchup and mustard on top. Black eye peas, baked beans and sour-krout. That might not sound awesome to you but it sounds awesome to me and I’m going to go eat now…